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Example of Hire Me Post
Onboarding Form for Posting
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If you're looking to be hired for pay, please start your subject line with "HIRE ME: "
If you're looking to be hired as an unpaid volunteer, as a learning experience and to have an awesome resume, please start your subject line with "VOLUNTEER: "
If you're looking to be an agent of the CIA, to be hired by our associated clients, please start your subject line with "NEW AGENT: "
The buttons above take you to Google Forms where you can sign up to become a valuable member of the CIA. Paid positions are available for useful recruits. Resume submissions are optimal but optional. "Join the CIA" requires logging into Google to upload your resume, while "Join Privately" relies on copy-pasting the full text of your resume into the form.
If you want to be a volunteer / intern to have something awesome for your resume and to develop skills, put $0 as your minimum hourly rate.
Your information will also be shared with recruiters and hiring managers for other organizations besides the CIA who are interested in recruiting you for paid positions.
The Center Intelligent Agency is recruiting humans, robots, and animals from all over the world. We need your help because you're a very special person. Please join us so we can save the multiverse.
We're hiring for many positions to help our clients, basically anything that can be done online we're hiring for to help our clients. We're currently looking for spies, promoters, and recruiters. All of these roles can be done remotely from anywhere in the world. In-person missions are also available, which includes global travel to exotic locations. For global recruits, we offer USA citizenship for you and your family if you aid us in our missions exceptionally well.
Below is an in-progress agreement for becoming an agent of the CIA. This means you'll get an agent post to advertise yourself on our website. You'll also get article-posting powers.
Agreement Terms and Conditions This document outlines the terms and conditions (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") between you (the "User") and the Center Intelligent Agency ("CIA") regarding the use of info.ciaceo.com, ciaceo.com, and related networks ("CIA Network"). By using the CIA Network, you agree to the following: 1. Commission Agreement 1.1 You agree to remit a commission of 33% of your total revenue generated from clients or partners who find you or your associated freelancers through the CIA Network. 1.2 You may adjust your rates as necessary to account for this commission. 2. Professional Conduct and Quality of Service 2.1 You agree to act professionally and respectfully when interacting with clients obtained through the CIA Network. 2.2 You agree to prioritize CIA clients over other clients and to deliver your highest quality of work. 3. Liability Waiver 3.1 You agree that the CIA is not liable for any claims, damages, losses, or incidents that may arise from your use of the CIA Network or services provided therein. 4. Compliance and Content Guidelines 4.1 You agree not to promote, offer, or provide illegal services under any circumstances. 4.2 You agree not to post adult content or any materials deemed inappropriate or outside the scope of CIA’s brand guidelines. 5. Posting Policy 5.1 You are permitted to create one "Hire Me Post" per individual freelancer. You may create "Hire Me Posts" for other freelancers, but only one post per freelancer is allowed. 5.2 Spamming the platform with "Hire Me Posts" is prohibited. 5.3 You are encouraged to post "Crazy Posts," provided they are well-written and align with CIA’s brand guidelines. 6. Modification of Terms 6.1 The CIA reserves the right to modify or amend these terms at its sole discretion. Users will be notified of any substantial changes. By using the CIA Network, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to these terms. This Agreement is binding upon the User from the moment they engage with the CIA Network and remains in effect unless terminated by either party in accordance with the CIA’s procedures.